Last nighttime, Baby George III watched Home Alone, a Christmas movie about a boy whose whole entire family travels to Paris without him, leaving him by himself in his big crib in Chicago (which is where the Chicago Bulls play).
Baby George III liked the movie a lot. Home Alone champions Christianity and condemns 24/7 capitalism.
when i was in line at gamestop on black friday there was a group of teen bros behind me and the one guy with the baby gap sleeves too tight for his biceps shirt that was buying some cod was like “dude when i get a job i will just save 10 or 20 bucks from every paycheck i get and then in a month i’d have probably $800” and his bro with the side swept bangs wearing a trucker hat with the monster logo on it that was buying APE ESCAPE???? was like “yeah man idk why people complain about money because it is so easy to just save and be able to afford any games you want” and then some super pale 30something guy in front of me who i would normally assume was homeless if i saw him in any other setting was like “mom how can you confuse dragon’s dogma and dragon’s crown they are two entirely different games made by VERY different companies i am so embarrassed to be your son” and i was at that point where the line wasn’t moving and i was sweating and strangers were shoving past me to look at the $5 nba games and i almost loST IT!!! and then i realized i am one of these people. i hate these people. but i am one of them. and i almost cried a little bit.