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LITTLE KNOWN FACT!
March 2012
i genuinely am paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really really annoying and awful and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke
Call Me Call Me
Kanno Yoko (feat. Steve Conte)
Kanno Yoko (feat. Steve Conte) - Call Me Call Me
Cowboy Bebop Blue ‘95
“Anyone who loves in the expectation of being loved in return is wasting their time.”
—Paulo Coelho, The Devil and Miss Prym (via roscoe-)
NOnonononono ok let me tell u about my day ladies and grentlemans ok so i had 2 call a bunch of schools and talk at PRICNIPALS at work for reasons and it was SCary cuz i had to do my adult voice and say everything perfect which obv i did but anyway it was hard work ok so then i took the bus to cvs and they did not have the LIQUID EYELINER THAT I LIKE EVEN THO I CALLED THEM TO MAKE SURE THEY HAD IT AHEAD OF TIME AND NO THE GUY JUST TOTALLY LIED TO ME WTF ok so then i buy an OFFBRAND HEAVEN FORBID so then i’m like oh fuq yeah mcdonald’s so I go to mcdonald’s and I’m liek 1 happy meal plz for a GURL and da biotch gonna put a skateboard toy in there like wtf do i LOOK like i play w/ techdecks u dusty ho so I’m like “excuse me miss but do you happen to have anymore of the girl toys left? the my little pony toys? please?” and she like “hold yo shit up gurl cuz how da fuq old is u” and I’m like “no its for my niece and she wants the 1 with the yellow mane” and dis dusty woman brings me back RAINBOW GODDAMN DASH like is u BLIND “hunny no go get da 1 I asked for plz and thx” so she goes back is like “all we gots is dis 1 so take it or leave LOL” and i’m about to slap a ho so I just take my rainbow dyke and storm da fuq out eating my damn apple dippers and thats when i realize i left my HOUSE KEYS AT WORK
MOOOFEAJLGJGLAGJKHKJDGHKJADGHJKDSK holy mother i can’t even tell u how badly i need 2 get my crunk on 2morrow and so dat is da story of y i aint got my freak awn 2day ok thx for reading <3<3<3
sorry world but i plan on getting crunk 2morrow cuz i didnt get my FREAK AWN 2day deal w/ it k
