dear downstairs neighbor(s?)

i understand that you and your friends are having a good time together, heck i even support it, but when it comes down to it we live in an apartment where the walls floors and ceilings are thin and all of our windows are open because of the uncontrollably hot radiators. i know that whatever you folks are doing is probably really great, and maybe it even warrants these activities, but do you really need to pound on your walls and/or roughly move your furniture around while standing next to your windows and hollering for whatever reason? i would also greatly appreciate it if you could turn your volume down on your tv/stereo/personal announcer so that i don’t have to turn MINE up any more.

thank you for your understanding and consideration.

-smutchy (the girl that brought you your package from the office that one time, remember that? yeah, you’re welcome)