“Guys I think I forgot how to open these doors…”

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“I just killed flameweaver!”
“Um who?”
“Flame…weaver …Kringle”
“What…”

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“Yah Houndmaster dropped them too”
“Which one?”
“Uh, Flamekeeper…”
“Who is Flamekeeper? I thought you said it was the dog guy.”
“There is no dog guy!”
“HOUNDMASTER IS THE DOG GUY”
“Oh yeah, Houndmaster.”

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“He’s not the kinda guy I’d want to meet in an alleyway… with a strap-on dildo…”

-Jordan
Priceless moments in Skype~