misterjakes replied to your post: ew sloppy seconds is such a disgusting thing to…

When you let that second guy have a turn doesn’t it feel kind of sloppy?

plot twist i am the second guy  

misterjakes replied to your post: ugh the work phone smells like a sneeze…

Be careful. I recall from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy that a whole civilization was wiped out because they stopped disinfecting their public phones.

don’t worry i wiped it down with a lysol wipe!!! now all i have to worry about is breathing in the bleach smell all day :(