when i was in line at gamestop on black friday there was a group of teen bros behind me and the one guy with the baby gap sleeves too tight for his biceps shirt that was buying some cod was like “dude when i get a job i will just save 10 or 20 bucks from every paycheck i get and then in a month i’d have probably $800” and his bro with the side swept bangs wearing a trucker hat with the monster logo on it that was buying APE ESCAPE???? was like “yeah man idk why people complain about money because it is so easy to just save and be able to afford any games you want” and then some super pale 30something guy in front of me who i would normally assume was homeless if i saw him in any other setting was like “mom how can you confuse dragon’s dogma and dragon’s crown they are two entirely different games made by VERY different companies i am so embarrassed to be your son” and i was at that point where the line wasn’t moving and i was sweating and strangers were shoving past me to look at the $5 nba games and i almost loST IT!!! and then i realized i am one of these people. i hate these people. but i am one of them. and i almost cried a little bit.
on new years matts niece had a finger trap and was struggling with it on her fingers so I said, in an olde English accent, “all your might wont set things right, tis a gentle hand twill rule the land!” and to my disappointment no one understood my Arthur reference and she just stared at me and slowly pulled her finger out of the trap and everyone was looking at me like I was some weird rhyming nerd or something and I laughed nervously and ate my cake true story
doug, pepperann, recess, school house rock, manny the uncanny, the weekenders, reboot, gargoyles, new adventures of winnie the pooh, even stevens, hercules, lloyd in space, the proud family, squigglevision, sabrina, teacher’s pet, 101 dalmatians the animated series, mrs. munger’s class, jungle cubs, genie’s great minds, tube dwellers, monkey brothers, cramp twins, how much stuff could an elephant crush, fillmore
illuminating television. respect.
Henry David Thoreau —
i liked bob’s burgers before tumblr ppl thought tina was based on them so suck it n00bs