on new years matts niece had a finger trap and was struggling with it on her fingers so I said, in an olde English accent, “all your might wont set things right, tis a gentle hand twill rule the land!” and to my disappointment no one understood my Arthur reference and she just stared at me and slowly pulled her finger out of the trap and everyone was looking at me like I was some weird rhyming nerd or something and I laughed nervously and ate my cake true story